Post by Kenji Yamada on Aug 13, 2017 23:43:20 GMT
(It's time for another edition of GCW Ignition! The crowd is going crazy, as the camera pans around the arena. There's an energy in the air, as the voice of GCW Ignition comes on screen.)
ALEXANDER: Welcome everyone, to GCW Ignition! I'm Nigel Alexander, and alongside me is "The People's Choice" Bobby Noice!
NOICE: Awooo~! Welcome to the show! Three matches tonight, all with huge implications!
ALEXANDER: That's right, Bobby! In our main event of the evening, Camber and Rebecca Strummer go head-to-head! Both look to get back on the winning side, and have made it clear, they will hold nothing back. Also tonight, Joe Wheeler has to take on the Trash Man. It's the first time Wheeler will face someone other than that overweight hockey fan. And in our opening match, the impressive Needham will take on the debuting Donald Hammerpunch! What a tough first match this will be for Hammerpunch!
Needham vs. Donald Hammerpunch
(Spoiler: Needham didn't look too well. Needham came sprinting down the aisle to the ring, trying to overwhelm the debuting superstar. Alas, he gassed out pretty quickly. Hammerpunch landed strike after strike, even knocking Needham off his feet with a huge mule kick. Throw in some chops and slaps, and Needham was completely outmatched. This squash was mercifully ended when Hammerpunch locked in a Dragon Sleeper, and Needham went to sleep. The crowd was shocked by the demolition of Needham, but were thrilled with the newcomer. Hammerpunch had shown he was here to stay.)
ALEXANDER: Holy..
NOICE: AWOOOOOO~! Can you believe it?! I wonder if he can teach me to fight like that!
ALEXANDER: Wow.. Needham had no answer for the offensive onslaught that was Hammerpunch! Needham looks to be in bad condition too. I doubt he'll be ready to face Joe Wheeler at the PPV for the Canadian Heavyweight Championship.
NOICE: Throw Hammerpunch in there! Dude is off the chain amazing!
ALEXANDER: Not a bad idea! Speaking of the devil, here is the self-proclaimed Canadian Heavyweight Champion, Joe Wheeler!
Joe Wheeler vs. The Trash Man
(Wheeler came down to the ring, and grabbed a microphone. He said he was embarrassed by the performance of Needham, and there was no way he would allow him a shot at the title. He was cut off by the music of Trash Man who charged the ring. Trash Man started throwing slaps and other things (some might call them punches, I don't know if I would..) but Wheeler seemed mostly unphased. Wheeler signalled to the fans that the match was all over. He just pointed at Trash Man, who took a bump on his back, and appeared to be out cold. THE PHANTOM POINT OF DOOM? What the hell was that? Wheeler put one foot on Trash Man's chest, and the referee counted three. Trash Man got up and started winking at Wheeler, saying he would never tell a soul that he laid down for the champ. Wheeler sighed, and left the ring with his manager, Titus Canby. Both men were shaking their heads.)
ALEXANDER: Holy..
NOICE: I like this Wheeler guy. He doesn't seem to play by anyone's rules, but his own. I respect that.
ALEXANDER: YOU RESPECT THAT? Moving on, we go to our main event of the evening. It's The Queen of Flames versus The Butcher of Baltimore!
Camber vs. Rebecca Strummer
(Strummer came out first, the crowd giving her a respectful reaction, before she was hit from behind by Camber. Camber had a kendo stick, and started swinging wildly at Rebecca. The crowd could not believe the beatdown. Camber started stomping and choking her, as the crowd began to boo. It was clear this match was not going to begin. Camber shouted at the crowd, and pointed down at the fallen body of Rebecca Strummer.)
NOICE: Camber is showing her sadistic side..
ALEXANDER: This is sick. Someone needs to do something.
(Nobody would come down in time. Camber would choke Strummer until she was unconscious. Camber gave a freaky smirk, and lifted Rebecca up for a chokeslam. Camber shouted Ashes to Ashes, and threw Rebecca off the stage with a sickening thud!! EMTs and other emergency personnel ran down to check on her, as Camber grabbed a microphone.)
CAMBER: Were you watching, Chiyoko? WERE YOU? You have made a terrible mistake. You've accepted my terms, and it's only a matter of time before you are nothing but a pile of ashes, too. YOU WILL BURN, CHIYOKO. YOU WILL BURN.
(Camber threw down the microphone and walked to the back, while people continue to work on Strummer.)
ALEXANDER: Well, fans, we apologize for that despicable display of whatever that was, from Camber. On behalf of all of us here at GCW, thanks for watching, and we shall hear from you again!
NOICE: Damn, she is hurt. We...
(Alexander fumbles with some papers, while Noice gets up to walk over to the scene. The chaos had clearly thrown the two announcers off, as they survey what's going on. Rebecca Strummer was seriously hurt, all thanks to a pre-match attack from Camber. The camera quickly fades to black, as not to show the carnage which had just taken place.)
ALEXANDER: Welcome everyone, to GCW Ignition! I'm Nigel Alexander, and alongside me is "The People's Choice" Bobby Noice!
NOICE: Awooo~! Welcome to the show! Three matches tonight, all with huge implications!
ALEXANDER: That's right, Bobby! In our main event of the evening, Camber and Rebecca Strummer go head-to-head! Both look to get back on the winning side, and have made it clear, they will hold nothing back. Also tonight, Joe Wheeler has to take on the Trash Man. It's the first time Wheeler will face someone other than that overweight hockey fan. And in our opening match, the impressive Needham will take on the debuting Donald Hammerpunch! What a tough first match this will be for Hammerpunch!
Needham vs. Donald Hammerpunch
(Spoiler: Needham didn't look too well. Needham came sprinting down the aisle to the ring, trying to overwhelm the debuting superstar. Alas, he gassed out pretty quickly. Hammerpunch landed strike after strike, even knocking Needham off his feet with a huge mule kick. Throw in some chops and slaps, and Needham was completely outmatched. This squash was mercifully ended when Hammerpunch locked in a Dragon Sleeper, and Needham went to sleep. The crowd was shocked by the demolition of Needham, but were thrilled with the newcomer. Hammerpunch had shown he was here to stay.)
ALEXANDER: Holy..
NOICE: AWOOOOOO~! Can you believe it?! I wonder if he can teach me to fight like that!
ALEXANDER: Wow.. Needham had no answer for the offensive onslaught that was Hammerpunch! Needham looks to be in bad condition too. I doubt he'll be ready to face Joe Wheeler at the PPV for the Canadian Heavyweight Championship.
NOICE: Throw Hammerpunch in there! Dude is off the chain amazing!
ALEXANDER: Not a bad idea! Speaking of the devil, here is the self-proclaimed Canadian Heavyweight Champion, Joe Wheeler!
Joe Wheeler vs. The Trash Man
(Wheeler came down to the ring, and grabbed a microphone. He said he was embarrassed by the performance of Needham, and there was no way he would allow him a shot at the title. He was cut off by the music of Trash Man who charged the ring. Trash Man started throwing slaps and other things (some might call them punches, I don't know if I would..) but Wheeler seemed mostly unphased. Wheeler signalled to the fans that the match was all over. He just pointed at Trash Man, who took a bump on his back, and appeared to be out cold. THE PHANTOM POINT OF DOOM? What the hell was that? Wheeler put one foot on Trash Man's chest, and the referee counted three. Trash Man got up and started winking at Wheeler, saying he would never tell a soul that he laid down for the champ. Wheeler sighed, and left the ring with his manager, Titus Canby. Both men were shaking their heads.)
ALEXANDER: Holy..
NOICE: I like this Wheeler guy. He doesn't seem to play by anyone's rules, but his own. I respect that.
ALEXANDER: YOU RESPECT THAT? Moving on, we go to our main event of the evening. It's The Queen of Flames versus The Butcher of Baltimore!
Camber vs. Rebecca Strummer
(Strummer came out first, the crowd giving her a respectful reaction, before she was hit from behind by Camber. Camber had a kendo stick, and started swinging wildly at Rebecca. The crowd could not believe the beatdown. Camber started stomping and choking her, as the crowd began to boo. It was clear this match was not going to begin. Camber shouted at the crowd, and pointed down at the fallen body of Rebecca Strummer.)
NOICE: Camber is showing her sadistic side..
ALEXANDER: This is sick. Someone needs to do something.
(Nobody would come down in time. Camber would choke Strummer until she was unconscious. Camber gave a freaky smirk, and lifted Rebecca up for a chokeslam. Camber shouted Ashes to Ashes, and threw Rebecca off the stage with a sickening thud!! EMTs and other emergency personnel ran down to check on her, as Camber grabbed a microphone.)
CAMBER: Were you watching, Chiyoko? WERE YOU? You have made a terrible mistake. You've accepted my terms, and it's only a matter of time before you are nothing but a pile of ashes, too. YOU WILL BURN, CHIYOKO. YOU WILL BURN.
(Camber threw down the microphone and walked to the back, while people continue to work on Strummer.)
ALEXANDER: Well, fans, we apologize for that despicable display of whatever that was, from Camber. On behalf of all of us here at GCW, thanks for watching, and we shall hear from you again!
NOICE: Damn, she is hurt. We...
(Alexander fumbles with some papers, while Noice gets up to walk over to the scene. The chaos had clearly thrown the two announcers off, as they survey what's going on. Rebecca Strummer was seriously hurt, all thanks to a pre-match attack from Camber. The camera quickly fades to black, as not to show the carnage which had just taken place.)
